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My cousin Is six.I was talking to him the other day and i said What do you want to be when you’re older?
He looked at me and went “A Unicorn”
And I was like “Why is that?”
“So I can stab people with my head”
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| Girl: | But if I have a boyfriend, and I kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating? |
| Me: | If I punch you in the face with my left fist, but I'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face |
my sim boyfriend woohooed w/ me then moved into another bed immediately after then DIED now he haunts my house and every time i try and talk to him...
I can’t stand dudes that let the good girls go when they’re pretty much, right in front of them. Don’t go running around calling yourself “lonely”...
I’m very disappointed no one has sent me a picture of their ass. Don’t you people care anything about art?
Tapos galing sa nanay ng ex mo. Nilista ka niya as her daughter.
my beloved girlfriends <3
So basically if I’m on my death bed and I’m about to die I...
hahaha.. (;